Saturday, December 27, 2008

John Crouse & Jim Leftwich

ACT FIVE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED EIGHTY FIVE


hamas hamburger manhandle: “so all the”

jihad mother hotplate: “the carrying away”

kissing cousin bloodbath: “now the birth”

bleed to papa: “then her husband”

grandmothers internal organs: “but while he”

colonization homesick blues: “thy wife for”

dumbstruck ass thumb: “and she shall”

christians buy love: “now all this”

splat children spatula: “behold a virgin”

father nose death: “then being raised”

crater palestian area: “and knew her”

byebye won today: “now when jesus.”





ACT FIVE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED EIGHTY SIX


photographs obstructs constructs: “saying where is”

increase or growth: “when the king”

choice of desserts: “and when he”

likely to explode: “and they said”

communicate sadness without: “and thou in”

nigerian talking drum: “then when he”

without traffic lights: “and he sent”

catching the beetle: “and worship him”

costing a lot: “when they had”

ethiopian bowl lyre: “when they saw”

thought and reason: “and when they”

without using words: “their treasures they.”




ACT FIVE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED EIGHTY SEVEN


needless injection hastily: “and being warned”

hastily navigates urgently: “and when they”

urgently nearsighted negatively: “into and be”

negatively mysterious hazardously: “when he arose”

hazardously forlorn fiendishly: “and was there”

fiendishly cockpit searchingly: “then when he”

searchingly rectify paternally: “all the coasts”

paternally opaque mechanically: “then was fulfilled”

mechanically hankering fluently: “in was there”

fluently compulsory additionally: “but when was”

additionally shipwreck obediently: “saying arise and.”




ACT FIVE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED EIGHTY EIGHT


ask plaid laugh: “in those days”

ate pay break: “and saying repent”

veil weigh obey: “for this is”

swan ah haunt: “and the same”

heart spot all: “then went out”

autumn awful long: “and were baptized”

broad door cough: “but when he”

every heavy their: “wrath to come”

leopard friend any: “bring forth therefore”

aerosol said says: “and think not”

prayer bury equal: “and now also”

eat eel receive: “the holy ghost.”





ACT FIVE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED EIGHTY NINE


people key machine: “then was jesus”

field algae phoenix: “and when he”

ill pier hear: “and when the”

been weird women: “but he answered”

busy buid hymn: “then the devil”

kite tie sigh: “and saith unto”

height eye aisle: “then saith jesus”

buy fly rye: “then the devil”

open oat toe: “now when jesus”

soul though grow: “and leaving he”

sew plateau mauve: “that it might”

summer son flood: “the land of.”





ACT FIVE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED NINETY


does double lunar: “the people which”

tool move shoe: “from that time”

soup blue fruit: “and jesus walking”

maneuver through threw: “and he saith”

wood would turn: “and they straightway”

germ heard bird: “and going on”

worm courage myrtle: “and he called”

ago agent pencil: “and they immediately”

atom circus moist: “and jesus went”

boy bouy mouth: “disease among the”

bough now oh: “and his fame”

rub rubber chair: “possessed with devils.”





ACT FIVE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED NINETY ONE


a ai au: “and seeing the”

ay ea ei: “and he opened”

eigh ey et: “blessed are the”

a ah au: “blessed are they”

aw o oa: “blessed are the”

oo ou e: “blessed are they”

ea ei eo: “blessed are the”

ie a ae: “blessed are the”

ai ay aye: “blessed are the”

u e ea: “blessed are they”

ee ei o: “blessed are ye”

a ah au: “rejoice and be.”





ACT FIVE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED NINETY TWO


u ui y: “ye are the”

i ie igh: “trodden under foot”

ei ey ai: “ye are the”

uy y ye: “neither do men”

o a ah: “let your light”

au ea o: “think not that”

oa oo ou: “for verily say”

aw au u: “whosoever therefore shall”

a o oa: “whosoever shall do”

oe ou ough: “for say unto”

ow ew eau: “ye have heard”

au u o: “but say unto.”





ACT FIVE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED NINETY THREE


as in bed: “shall be in”

as in chin: “therefore if thou”

as in dog: “leave there thy”

as in fall: “agree with thine”

as in get: “the officer and”

as in help: “verily say unto”

as in jump: “ye have heard”

as in kiss: “but say unto”

as in leg: “and if thy”

as in meat: “body should be”

as in nose: “and if thy”

as in ring: “should be cast.”





ACT FIVE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED NINETY FOUR


as in put: “take heed that”

as in red: “therefore when thou”

as in see: “men verily say”

as in pleasure: “but when thou”

as in she: “that thine alms”

as in top: “and when thou”

as in vat: “be seen of”

as in wish: “but thou when”

as in yard: “shall reward thee”

as in zebra: “but when ye”

as in jefferson: “be not ye”

as in china: “after this manner.”





ACT FIVE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED NINETY FIVE


swimming syllable rubbing: “thy kingdom come”

squeeze nigeria delightful: “give us this”

nipping ninjas niches: “and forgive us”

intend insulation delegation: “and lead us”

spotless investigating seaweed: “for if ye”

protective dimensions scenery: “but if ye”

mercenary gasoline cockroach: “moreover when ye”

alcoholism vigor tights: “you they have”

smog shakespeare gout: “but thou when”

lollipop longitude disposable: “that thou appear”

rump quiz porthole: “lay not up”

overland mastiff handcuff: “but lay up.”





ACT FIVE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED NINETY SIX


timer sane provision: “for where your”

prude mental ingrown: “the light of”

handshake tulip sundae: “but if thine”

sect outwit epoch: “no man can”

erase strive spinal: “therefore say unto”

slice overthrow melody: “more than meat”

memorial intercom graft: “behold the fowls”

gasp erode busybody: “which of you”

times bobwhite afganistan: “and why take”

navajo swell prod: “and yet say”

lumber truant sieve: “wherefore if god”

speech roast proofread: “therefore take no.”





ACT FIVE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED NINETY SEVEN


hyphenated disobedience dissatisfies: “when he was”

constitutional scapegoat portioning: “and behold there”

malignant commonwealth toothpaste: “and jesus put”

spontaneous pterodactyl sandblast: “and jesus saith”

partnership mathematics justification: “and when jesus”

heartbroken geographical eyeglasses: “and saying my”

patrolman patriotism fisherman: “and jesus saith”

articulating anthropological sympathetically: “the centurion answered”

subordination pollinating overloading: “for am a”

forefingers marionette interpretations: “this and he”

stammering consolidated disappointments: “when jesus heard”

memorizing rotational pardoning: “and say unto.”





ACT FIVE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED NINETY EIGHT


b bb ch: “but the children”

tch t ti: “and jesus said”

tie cz d: “and when jesus”

dd ed f: “and he touched”

ff gh ph: “when the even”

ig g gg: “that it might”

d di dg: “now when jesus”

dj k ik: “and a certain”

c cc ch: “and jesus saith”

kh ck cqu: “and another of”

cu qu q: “but jesus said”

que l ll: “and when he.”





ACT FIVE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED NINETY NINE


able to express: “judge not that”

hear the doorbell: “for with what”

in boldface type: “and why beholdest”

to give variety: “or how wilt”

senses are numbered: “thou hypocrite first”

following the label: “give not that”

the meaning shared: “ask and it”

sense to which: “for every one”

the same meaning: “or what man”

appearance of being: “or if he”

traffic jam vexed: “if ye then”

almost the same: “therefore all things.”